my dance style ranges from white dad at a barbecue to stripper whose rent is due tomorrow
16. Male. Australia
a drawing about optimism
I don’t know why but that last line made me laugh really hard
There may come a time when I don’t reblog this post but that day is not this day.
what if childbirth is just the pain of the 9 periods you missed
and all this time i thought it was the baby ripping through your vagina
OK SO I WAS LOOKING AT THIS GIF FROM WRECK IT RALPH
And I could have sworn that one of the frames of animation was Turbo looking me dead in the face and giving a thumbs up.
So I stuck it in flash and went through it frame-by-frame and sure enough
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT TURBO IS THE SCARIEST FUCKING DISNEY VILLAIN EVER DON’T YOU EVEN TRY TO TELL ME OTHERWISE.
Good lord how do you people catch this stuff?!
"What the hell is a tumblr?"
This guy can spin anything on his finger.
I’m still laughing at the fucking mattress omg
It’s actually the cushion he is sitting on.
I was born in the wrong decade, I whisper as I smooth my Starfleet uniform and gaze wistfully at the sky.
Are you telling me that we live in a world of lost people and we never grow up?
when i was a child i used to think teens were grown ups and when i was a teen i thought college students were grown ups and now that im a college student im just like what the hell is a grown up anymore
Now that I’m older than college age I’ve concluded that grown ups are a myth.
most of my google searches sound like a confused, gentle soul learning about how the world is cruel
If you ever feel stupid just remember I live in Alaska and I’ve gotten asked more times than I can count if I have ever rode a polar bear
well? have you?
i like that we say “oh, man” to express disappointment
because men are disappointing